Mr Foamer Simpson

I'm an Irish kid from New York City. I play basketball and wear nice sneakers. Beyond that, let's see... I'm a cereal connoisseur but recently found out I'm lactose intolerant. I play Biggie Smalls albums on max volume. I watch Van Damme movies so I can perfect my kicking technique. I listen to Mike Tyson interviews and recite his lines verbatim in the mirror every morning. I take long walks with my Pit Bull and very rarely pick up his shit - well almost never actually, and in my spare time I cultivate what has become a pretty luxurious beard.


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Young Buckets

Behind the lens. Ahead of the curve.